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this blog isnt dead. it's not going away, its not over. here's some stuff that's just been sitting here for months.
quotes and conversations.
Me: Is your back still fucked up?
Goose: I think it's my hip.
Me: You know what's good for that?
Maritess: Boning down.
Goose: Boning down nasty style.
Me: Yoga. Geez you guys.
Dega: Have you ever been to Cony Island?
Me: No.
Dega: They have this game there called shoot the freak. You shoot this raver with purple hair.
Me: Yeah, but it's different now.
Dega: It is?
Me: Yeah. Now it's called shoot the hipster. And instead its some asshole with a red beanie and a fixie.
Dega: I hate you.
"Some girls are too nice to tell a guy no. That's how I ended up on a date with a guy that worked at the renaissance fair."
-Maritess
"Come on Pito, show me your dark side. You know, I don't think it's that dark. I think it's kinda white."
-Camaal, talking to Eddie.
Merrell: Gerardo, you look like Julius Ceasar.
Gerardo: Does that make you wanna fuck me?
Eddie: Hey Dega.
Dega: Yeah.
Eddie: Guess what i'm gonna do tomorrow?
Dega: What?
Eddie: Bone down regular style.
Gerardo: Regular.
Me: Camaal, you don't want to lose ten pounds. You'll look like Eddie.
Camaal: I don't wanna look like Eddie.
Me: No.
Eddie: What. Are you talking about my stinky pussy?
(Merell and I are bickering. I pass her a pan of chickens mid argument.)
Me: And take your fucking cock, because its the only kind you're getting!
Merrell: Well...I don't have anything to say to that. So fuck you.
Eddie: Here's a good one. Wanna know how much of a pussy I am? I cried through the entire movie "Up."
Me: (Hysterical laughing)
Merrell: Why are you volunteering this information?
Eddie: Have you seen it? It's a very touching movie.
Al: Fire back 40.
Me: I'm sorry Al, I couldn't hear you because I was too busy laughing about Eddie crying through the entire movie "Up."
Maritess: Have you seen it? It's a very touching movie.
from top: pig diagram, restrictions apply, mer-mer's birthday, making james freeman cringe, pigs head, burning towels, butchery, tomato, amy brown, los angeles, a big ass mimosa.
this blog isnt dead. it's not going away, its not over. here's some stuff that's just been sitting here for months.
quotes and conversations.
Me: Is your back still fucked up?
Goose: I think it's my hip.
Me: You know what's good for that?
Maritess: Boning down.
Goose: Boning down nasty style.
Me: Yoga. Geez you guys.
Dega: Have you ever been to Cony Island?
Me: No.
Dega: They have this game there called shoot the freak. You shoot this raver with purple hair.
Me: Yeah, but it's different now.
Dega: It is?
Me: Yeah. Now it's called shoot the hipster. And instead its some asshole with a red beanie and a fixie.
Dega: I hate you.
"Some girls are too nice to tell a guy no. That's how I ended up on a date with a guy that worked at the renaissance fair."
-Maritess
"Come on Pito, show me your dark side. You know, I don't think it's that dark. I think it's kinda white."
-Camaal, talking to Eddie.
Merrell: Gerardo, you look like Julius Ceasar.
Gerardo: Does that make you wanna fuck me?
Eddie: Hey Dega.
Dega: Yeah.
Eddie: Guess what i'm gonna do tomorrow?
Dega: What?
Eddie: Bone down regular style.
Gerardo: Regular.
Me: Camaal, you don't want to lose ten pounds. You'll look like Eddie.
Camaal: I don't wanna look like Eddie.
Me: No.
Eddie: What. Are you talking about my stinky pussy?
(Merell and I are bickering. I pass her a pan of chickens mid argument.)
Me: And take your fucking cock, because its the only kind you're getting!
Merrell: Well...I don't have anything to say to that. So fuck you.
Eddie: Here's a good one. Wanna know how much of a pussy I am? I cried through the entire movie "Up."
Me: (Hysterical laughing)
Merrell: Why are you volunteering this information?
Eddie: Have you seen it? It's a very touching movie.
Al: Fire back 40.
Me: I'm sorry Al, I couldn't hear you because I was too busy laughing about Eddie crying through the entire movie "Up."
Maritess: Have you seen it? It's a very touching movie.
from top: pig diagram, restrictions apply, mer-mer's birthday, making james freeman cringe, pigs head, burning towels, butchery, tomato, amy brown, los angeles, a big ass mimosa.
